| Talkin' To The Wrong Man lyrics |
| Michael Martin Murphey & Ryan Murphey |
| Hey, Daddy |
| I've got a problem |
| Last night I took my girlfriend For a ride |
| And the way she |
| Touched my hand, Dad |
| Got this funny feeling deep inside |
| So I leaned over and I kissed her |
| Put my arms around her and then |
| Well she reached up and she slapped me |
| She said 'You're just like all the other men' |
| Son, you're talkin' to the wrong man |
| If you want to know |
| What girls are all about |
| You're talkin' to the wrong man |
| I still ain't got your mama figured out |
| By the way, Son |
| I've got a problem |
| I wonder could you talk with me awhile |
| See lately, your mama she ignores me |
| Hardly ever gives me a little smile |
| So I was thinkin' |
| Maybe you could show me |
| The way you younger fellas comb your hair |
| Think I need to change my style, Son |
| Could you show me something really cool to wear? |
| Dad, you're talking to the wrong man |
| If you want to know |
| What girls are all about |
| You're talkin' to the wrong man |
| Still ain't got my girlfriend figured out |
| So I guess we'll just go fishin' |
| Maybe head out to that old golf course today |
| When our buddies ask us about women |
| I think I know exactly what we'll say |
| Boys, you're talking to the wrong men |
| If you want to know |
| What girls are all about |
| You're talkin' to the wrong men |
| Still ain't got them women figured out |
| Still ain't got them women figured out |